printer / scanner
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I haven’t updated lately because I am waiting on my printer/scanner to get here! Soon I’ll have some quality updates for you.
In the meantime if you’d like to submit a bar tab that you’ve scribbled drunken thoughts on, please do so by emailing me the scanned copy along with your name, location and website address and a little about yourself if you’d like that to be listed on the drunks section.
read comments (0)How to Get Slapped
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Step 1: Stare.
Step 2: Send over a shot.
Step 3: Try to start a conversation when there is heavy music playing in the background.
Step 4: Look annoyed when you can’t understand that I don’t want your shot because I’m leaving— Oh fuck it. Ok. I’ll take it. Leave me alone.
Step 5: Say something about either a) your cock. b) cocaine.
Step 6: Watch me run out the back door.
Did he say ‘cock’ or ‘coke’?!?! — As if either were acceptable.
Anti Valentines Day
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We decided to get dressed up and do a girls night out/anti - vday party. Why do men you are casually hanging out with freak out if you aren’t *technically* in a relationship around this time of year? We don’t expect anything from you, promise.
ANTI V DAY!
Why are boys fighting on top of me?!?!
Note to all self respecting drunk assholes: Do not pick a fight right next to a girl in the bar. She will get hit. And some of us hit back! >:(
What a fucked week! Anti Vday shenanigans continue - house party till 5am! woo!
Pissed off Tues Night
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Pissed or pist.. either! No. Both, actually.
New people suck lately. I need to move.
Every new person I meet is a total flake or just too errr.. normal. I need some excitement. I like the crazies!
Dirty Writer - Bliss in a bottle
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Thank you, stumble upon!
You feel for about 20 minutes like the world is manageable. You feel like all your bills are paid and you still have some money left over, and here you are in bed with the one you love and she loves you back more than anything. Your stomach is calm, your mind is blessedly unclear, and nobody is watching you. You feel like you will never have to leave this place of comfort again.
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I love it when people over react
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STREESSSS. FULL. This is why I limit myself to fun-time-friends.
Quote of the night.. “Fuck no Jamiee!” Said over and over…and over!
Not in my handwriting? Drew you are so beautiful and so are your parents.
Emily? Huh?
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I totally don’t remember the Emily thing but… I suppose it was funny at the time.. hm.
Who’s Emily? Yay Molly! Yay ex!
What a weird night. I ran into so many unexpected people. We were up well into the next day… getting bloody mary’s when the bars re-opened at 11am. I’m glad that only a few of my friends can keep up with me. And I’m super glad that the ones who can live out of the city/state. Shooo!
Saturday Night was a Riot
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We ♥ Yacht Club
The beginning of the night ended up ruining the next day.
Sunday afternoon was a drama fest.
Two Bar Night
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First we went to the usual….
Fuck you. No more dirty thoughts.
Then on to my new favorite bar which I’ll be frequenting frequently! ♥
“The last time I saw you! You were a handfull!” (I was.. but the cockends deserved every bit of what I dished out to them!)
and I Lubs My Heather!
Saturday Night!
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Some friends came in from out of town and we bar hopped… mostly to cash only bars but I did manage to get one tab out of all of them!
Get his smell off!
and… ♥ Boys & girls guide to getting down ♥
Don’t you hate it when you hug someone and cant get their scent (or stench) off of you? AGH! Also if you haven’t seen The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down… fucking do it! Don’t expect brilliant acting but the satire of the party lifestyle is pretty dead on. I rented it from Netflix, so if you have Netflix put it in your queue STAT!